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The latest iteration from Sidekick’s got more nicknames than David Ryder (aka Thick McRunfast aka Roll Fizzlebeef aka Big McLargehuge). Dubbed the Gekko, Gecco, Sidekick '08 and even just “Sidekick,” the whatever-you-want-to-call-it (for our purposes we’re naming it the “2008”) has finally arrived and it definitely delivers what we’ve come to expect from Sidekick.

Just try wearing a set of Outi earphones without laughing. Go ahead we dare you. We double dare you! Why? Because these unique 'phones clip on to the outside of your ears and transmit sounds via vibrations through your skin and cartilage, buzzing and tickling until you’re grinning from lobe to lobe — whether you want to be or not.

As an Outi novice I initially felt discombobulated and then sent into hysterical laughter by the velvety buzzsaw sensation that pulsed from my earlobes and into my cerebellum. When Zelco Industries boasts that Outi “doesn’t just let you listen to the music but let’s you feel every beat of it,” that isn’t just idle marketing hype, it’s a warning. Don’t turn these things up too high the first time you listen to them, the bass will kick you right in the cochlea. And not in a good way.

While the clip-ons are surprisingly comfortable compared to in-the-ear speakers, overall accurate sound reproduction is ultimately sacrificed for that comfort. When we turned up the bass-heavy dance music, it was heavily distorted when played at the maximum level of sound pressure. Classical tunes had the subtlety of a Kazoo band. But at lower levels watching videos on an mp3 player and listening to Podcasts sounded fantastic, with little in the way of distortion. And unlike most other earbuds (like the white bastions of crapulence found tethered to most iPods) I could actually wear a set of Outis for long periods of time without any discomfort. Sure, the initial vibration sensation is a little weird, but after a while you get used to it and conventional cans almost seem like they were fashioned in the stone age. —Michael S. Lasky

It's been less than a year since Asus first sprinkled its Eee PCs with magical miniaturizing dust, yet these low-cost, diminutive laptops have already taken off like an F/A-18 catapulted from an aircraft carrier. In the past nine months alone, the industry has produced a spate of "mini-me-too" offerings, including Cloudbooks, Airs, Winds and other ebulliently named subnotebooks.

Seriously, it was only a matter of time before the big boys of computing decided to get in on this burgeoning and potentially lucrative category. Dell has already announced plans to release a cheap (and derivatively named) E mini notebook for $300 in August. And then there's HP with its new 2133.

Despite beating Dell to market by a few months, it's clear the company put a substantial amount of thought into its initial offering. Price-wise, the 2133 remains competitive with other itty-bitty notebooks, coming in at $600 for the Vista Business version. A Linux OS is available for $100 less while a Windows XP "upgrade" will cost you $100 more.